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‎ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ, ETHICS and (You)

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Console Gamer article.

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! 🚨 !! <span style="color:#FF0000">'''ℂ𝕌ℝℝ𝔼ℕ𝕋 𝕋ℍℝ𝔼𝔸𝕋:'''</span> !! 🚨
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A '''console gamer''' is an ''enslaved gamer'' who is:
* forced to work [ᵐᵉᵃⁿⁱⁿᵍˡᵉˢˢ ʲᵒᵇˢ] for money to buy the next hyped up $70 plastic disc. 💿
* forced to pay monthly fee''':''' '''PS+''' ($ᴏɴʏ) '''ˣᴮᴼˣ ᴸⁱᵛᵉ ᴳᵒˡᵈ''' + '''ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᴾᵃˢˢ''' (ᴍ$)
* forced to play <span style="background-color:#000000;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF">ᴄᴇɴꜱᴏʀᴇᴅ</span></span> games only 🔞<span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strike> 👯‍♀️ </strike></span>🚫

== Background ==
We called them "porch monkeys" because they sat on the porch. 🐒<br />

In Retrospect,<br />
We should have banned all porches to end racism, but we never did.<br />
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Nowadays, we call them "couch monkeys" b/c they sit on the couch [playing console games].

To end racism, we must ban the couch. 🚫<span style="color:#FFFFFF"><strike> 🛋️ </strike><span>🚫<br />

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== ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ (ɴᴘᴄ) ʟᴏɢɪᴄ ==
ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀꜱ would rather rob a grocery store than pay 31<ref name="🍉"/> cents for a pound of watermelon🍉, but will gladly pay $500 for a plastic box and then $70 for a shiny plastic disc that's inside of another plastic box.

In other words:
FOR EVERY '''PS5 + two $70 exclusives''', '''1 TON''' (2,000 pounds) OF '''WATERMELON''' is '''NOT''' purchased and ends up on landfill. 🚛<span style="font-size:70%">🍉</span>💩

== ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴇ ==
=== <span style="background-color:#000000;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF">ᴄᴇɴꜱᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ</span></span> (<span style="color:#FF0050">NO FUN ALLOWED</span>) ===
ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀꜱ are NOT allowed to coom to fictional characters while '''$'''𝗢𝗡𝗬 🆂🅴🆇ᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴠᴇꜱ ''sexually abuse/harass real people''<ref name="SEXEC"/>

== ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏᴘᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ==
They say transgender suicide rate is 41%<ref name="rate"/>, that is just 9 points short of 50 and then you would get a quantum state called Schrödinger's Tranny: the transgender can be either dead and/or alive, we just don't know! 🤔 🤷‍♂️ <br />
But the most oppressed group (console gamers) is understudied (<strike> texture </strike> suicide rate not found).[ᶜⁱᵗᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ]

== ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ, ETHICS and (You) ==
ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇꜱ are 100% unethical and here is a list of reasons why:
* censorship: all games must be approved by $ONY/M$/$EGA/(((NINTENDO)))
* price fixing: console game price is set by console cartels, and it just keeps going up. $70. soon it will be $80, $90, then $100.
* loss of freedom: no keyboard/mouse, no freeware games, no freedom to upgrade hardware parts, etc.
== See Also ==
[[PC Gamer]]
== References ==
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<ref name="SEXEC">'''<span style="color:#FF0000">CNET</span> :''' "''Sony Playstation exec under investigation''" [https://archive.ph/76HaD 🗄️]</ref>
<ref name="🍉">'''kitchn :''' watermelon price [https://archive.ph/8xNyV#selection-1175.127-1175.174 🗄️]</ref>
<ref name="rate">'''<span style="background-color:#000050;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF">URBAN</span></span> <span style="background-color:#000000;"><span style="color:#FFFF50">DICTIONARY</span></span>:''' 41% [https://archive.ph/XmTXN#selection-593.0-621.47 🗄️]</ref>
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[[Category:Ethics]][[Category:Corruption]][[Category:Censorship]]

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 == ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ, ETHICS and (You) ==
 ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇꜱ are 100% unethical and here is a list of reasons why:
-* '''censorship:''' all games must be approved by <span style="font-size:75%">'''$ONY/M$/$EGA/(((NINTENDO)))'''</span>
+* '''censorship:''' all games must be approved by <span style="font-size:75%">'''$ONY''' / '''M$''' / '''$EGA''' / ((('''NINTENDO''')))</span>
 * '''price fixing:''' console game price is set by console cartels, and it just keeps going up. $70. soon it will be $80, $90, then $100.
 * '''loss of freedom:''' no keyboard/mouse, no freeware games, no freedom to upgrade hardware parts, etc.
 == See Also ==
 [[PC Gamer]]

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-A '''console gamer''' is an ''enslaved gamer'' who is:
+A '''console gamer''' is an ''ᵉⁿˢˡᵃᵛᵉᵈ gamer'' who is:
 * forced to work [ᵐᵉᵃⁿⁱⁿᵍˡᵉˢˢ ʲᵒᵇˢ] for money to buy the next hyped up $70 plastic disc. 💿
 * forced to pay monthly fee''':'''   '''PS+''' ($ᴏɴʏ)     '''ˣᴮᴼˣ ᴸⁱᵛᵉ ᴳᵒˡᵈ''' + '''ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᴾᵃˢˢ''' (ᴍ$)
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 == ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ, ETHICS and (You) ==
 ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇꜱ are 100% unethical and here is a list of reasons why:
-* censorship: all games must be approved by $ONY/M$/$EGA/(((NINTENDO)))
+* '''censorship:''' all games must be approved by <span style="font-size:75%">'''$ONY/M$/$EGA/(((NINTENDO)))'''</span>
-* price fixing: console game price is set by console cartels, and it just keeps going up. $70. soon it will be $80, $90, then $100.
+* '''price fixing:''' console game price is set by console cartels, and it just keeps going up. $70. soon it will be $80, $90, then $100.
-* loss of freedom: no keyboard/mouse, no freeware games, no freedom to upgrade hardware parts, etc.
+* '''loss of freedom:''' no keyboard/mouse, no freeware games, no freedom to upgrade hardware parts, etc.
 == See Also ==
 [[PC Gamer]]