|ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ after financial ruin|
|BOYCOTT :|| 𝗬𝗘𝗦 🚫|
A console gamer is an ᵉⁿˢˡᵃᵛᵉᵈ gamer who is:
- forced to work [ᵐᵉᵃⁿⁱⁿᵍˡᵉˢˢ ʲᵒᵇˢ] for money to buy the next hyped up $70 plastic disc. 💿
- forced to pay monthly fee: PS+ ($ᴏɴʏ) ˣᴮᴼˣ ᴸⁱᵛᵉ ᴳᵒˡᵈ + ᴳᵃᵐᵉ ᴾᵃˢˢ (ᴍ$)
- forced to play ᴄᴇɴꜱᴏʀᴇᴅ games only 🔞
We called them "porch monkeys" because they sat on the porch. 🐒
We should have banned all porches to end racism, but we never did.
Nowadays, we call them "couch monkeys" b/c they sit on the couch [playing console games].
To end racism, we must ban the couch. 🚫
|BLOCKS YOUR PATH :|
|ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ + ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ = Console-Couch-Industrial Complex (CCIC, pronounced 'SICK')|
|F*CK YO COUCH!|
ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ (ɴᴘᴄ) ʟᴏɢɪᴄ
ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀꜱ would rather rob a grocery store than pay 31 cents for a pound of watermelon🍉, but will gladly pay $500 for a plastic box and then $70 for a shiny plastic disc that's inside of another plastic box.
In other words: FOR EVERY PS5 + two $70 exclusives, 1 TON (2,000 pounds) OF WATERMELON is NOT purchased and ends up on landfill. 🚛🍉💩
ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴇ
ᴄᴇɴꜱᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ (NO FUN ALLOWED)
ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀꜱ are NOT allowed to coom to fictional characters while $𝗢𝗡𝗬 🆂🅴🆇ᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴠᴇꜱ sexually abuse/harass real people
They say transgender suicide rate is 41%, that is just 9 points short of 50 and then you would get a quantum state called Schrödinger's Tranny: the transgender can be either dead and/or alive, we just don't know! 🤔 🤷♂️
But the most oppressed group (console gamers) is understudied (
texture suicide rate not found).[ᶜⁱᵗᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ]
ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇ, ETHICS and (You)
ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏʟᴇꜱ are 100% unethical and here is a list of reasons why:
- censorship: all games must be approved by $ONY / M$ / $EGA / (((NINTENDO)))
- price fixing: console game price is set by console cartels, and it just keeps going up. $70. soon it will be $80, $90, then $100.
- loss of freedom: no keyboard/mouse, no freeware games, no freedom to upgrade hardware parts, etc.